I Have Supernova Syndrome

I roam my two-bedroom abode with a head full of grumpy greys, gnarled with age and bitching at their neighbors.

I’m showing my age

I’m running out of fuel

My world is collapsing

Maybe I’ll see the UPS guy delivering my package of printer ink, and I’ll become so filled with lust at his bravery that I grab him in a “V-J Day in Times Square” embrace.

Explosion could occur at any minute

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Kelly Barlow

Kelly Barlow

A writer for public relations, small town news and technical pubs. For 25 years I’ve written everyone else’s stories. Now it’s time to write my own.